Total Medals Earned: 70 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,145 Points
Medals Earned: 1/30 (25/445 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/200 points)
Finished the song!
Achieve a combo of 50 notes in a row!
Hit every green note...
Strip the drive-thru girl and slap on the Tom Fulp mask.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/200 points)
Lose all 3 hearts after getting caught by the police.
Let the city grow to 100%.
Burn down the entire city.
Get a score of over 10,000.
Get a score of over 20,000.
Get a score of over 30,000.
Find where Takkun appears in the game.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (80/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
You've created an enemy.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.